Top 10 Rail Jokes to Lighten Your Day—Make Sure You Don't Lose the Train of Thought

The RAILTARGET editorial staff brings you a series of New Year's Eve jokes about trains and railways.

• Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
• When a train is tired, it is called a slowcomotive.
• What do you call a locomotive that keeps sneezing? Achoo choo train.

• Even the toughest train engineer needs a brake to let off some steam.
• Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master?
  Because he had a locomotive
• What is the difference between a teacher and a locomotive?
  A teacher says, "Spit out your gum." A locomotive says, "Choo choo."

• Did you hear about the train that couldn’t perform?
  It was a huge case of stage freight.
• How do you make the locomotive Olympics? Train really hard.
• The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tramendous opportunity.
• I once asked a conductor how many times a train he was on had gotten derailed. He told me it was hard to keep track.