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The RAILTARGET editorial staff brings you a series of New Year's Eve jokes about trains and railways.
- Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
- When a train is tired, it is called a slowcomotive.
- What do you call a locomotive that keeps sneezing? Achoo choo train.
- Even the toughest train engineer needs a brake to let off some steam.
- Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master?
Because he had a locomotive
- What is the difference between a teacher and a locomotive?
A teacher says "Spit out your gum."A locomotive says "Choo choo."
- Did you hear about the train that couldn’t perform?
It was a huge case of stage freight.
- How do you make the locomotive Olympics? Train really hard.
- The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tram-endous opportunity.
- I once asked a conductor how many times a train he was on had gotten derailed. He told me it was hard to keep track.
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