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Top 10 Rail jokes to lighten your day Make sure you don't lose your train of thought these railroad jokes!

Top 10 Rail jokes to lighten your day Make sure you don't lose your train of thought these railroad jokes!
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31 / 12 / 2021

The RAILTARGET editorial staff brings you a series of New Year's Eve jokes about trains and railways.

- Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.

 

- When a train is tired, it is called a slowcomotive.

 

- What do you call a locomotive that keeps sneezing? Achoo choo train.

 

- Even the toughest train engineer needs a brake to let off some steam.

 

- Why did the crazy Mexican train driver run over the station master?

Because he had a locomotive

 

- What is the difference between a teacher and a locomotive?

A teacher says "Spit out your gum."A locomotive says "Choo choo."

 

- Did you hear about the train that couldn’t perform?

It was a huge case of stage freight.

 

- How do you make the locomotive Olympics? Train really hard.

 

- The train conductor worked hard and got offered a promotion. It was a tram-endous opportunity.

- I once asked a conductor how many times a train he was on had gotten derailed. He told me it was hard to keep track.

 

   

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